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Almost Pregnant's Sexy Actresses
Actresses appearing nude or sexy in this ...
|Severance, Joan||4 Reviews|
|Roberts, Tanya||4 Reviews|
|Comshaw, Lisa||1 Review|
Almost Pregnant's Sexy Actors
Actors appearing nude or sexy in this ...
|Conaway, Jeff||1 Review|
|Calvin, John||1 Review|
|Adell, Steve||2 Reviews|
nudity reviews for Almost Pregnant member submitted
Probably only in the unrated version
All scenes are in bedroom in Jeff. A body double is credited at the end. She probably does the "dance of the seven veils", although laterJoan proves she certainly could move her hips almost as well as the belly dancer. Her face is covered with a veil. Her large round symmetrical tits are visible during the dance, as well as the lower two-thirds of her legs. When the face veil is removed to show Joan's face, no tits are visible. This body double is such a perfect match for Joan (especially in the nose), I believe the body double to be a Red Herring from the "R" version! In another scene, it is definitely Joan. She is wearing an army shirt over panty hose(!) with the arms cut off. With the help of Jeff, she strips down to pantyhose and boots while her hair covers her tits. But the hair was not glued to her tits and falls away several times to reveal those luscious mammaries. During later sex scenes she is nude and only a vain attempt is made to cover her tits. She is also shown several times completely nude from the side and partial tits from the front. Has god invented a more gorgeous rack or face?--although the butt is a little to flat for my tastes.
Several scenes, some doubtful
Joan severance has several very sexy scenes in this film, mostly sexual horseplay, played at least somewhat for laughs.I am not sure that all of the shots that purport to be her necessarily are, however. In particular, the (very nice) shots of her torso with slides being projected on it, do not show her face, and the breasts do not seem quite right. Not a complaint, just a note about how puzzled I am at how this actress seems to mix in occasional body-double use for no real reason. It's not like she's shy!Note:The rating of three is mostly for the overall sexiness of her work in the film. The nudity (especially if my suspicions about the double are true) would probably only rate a 2 or even 1 on its own.
not as good as Tanya Robert`s scenes but still quiet explicit
She first gets topless while dancing in a belly dancer outfit. Although her face is not clearly shown it`s definitely her. I mean her breasts seems to match and her nose and bone structure is the same it seems pretty ridiculous for other people to think that this scene was doubled since at one point her face was at the same shot. Not much is shown in this scene just a few flashes of breasts every now and then from a bit of a distance. the second scene is where she is performing a striptease for Jeff Conway you see her boobs from the side but the goods are mostly covered by her long hair with just occasional glimpses of nipple. The next one is a nice montage that inter cut between her having sex with Jeff Conway and Tanya`s scene with two other men. You first see her trying different sex positions but again her hair covers her breasts but we are treated to few shots of her butt however the camera angle never gives us a decent look at it either. Then you see her fooling around with whip cream giving us some more mediocre shots of her breasts and butt and maybe even a bit of bush. What follows is the scene that was done by a body double. You see both breasts clearly but her face is never on the shot and if you compare it to the other scenes her breasts don`t seem to match. then you see her in a pretty explicit scene where she goes at it doggy style but as usual not much is shown.
What to expect
Some stupid story lines but great nude scenes:Joan Severance makes several appearancesPlenty of topless scenes for Ms. Roberts, several rear shots of her as well
UnRated version throughout movie.
In the unrated version, Tanya is seen doing it with three guys (at different times), from the top, rear, and side. In all scenes, at least her silicone tits and top torso are visible. When she gets it from the rear and in the missionary position, it is full length nudity and borders on porno. I kept hoping to see a dick, but no luck. There are also a couple of scenes where "Gordon" is writing poetry on a piece of paper using her bare butt as a writing surface (from Dangerous Liaisons). This chicks curves just never stop! Overall this is one of my favorite sex movies by a couple of mainstream actresses. Witty, intelligent, sexy, with more than your average amount of nudity!
arousing but too fast
There is a very erotic sex scene a few minutes into the film where Roberts gives us some extremely arousing sex flicks through a 'microscope'. But the scene was over before it even started. There's another scene later in the movie where she is getting it from the rear. But again, it was just too brief. And like many of Robert's movies, there is a lack of lower frontal nudity. Even when it is there, it happens so fast you would have to use slow/pause to notice it. But aside from these complaints, she has the absolutely most perfect tits and nipples!!! Just this is enough to make any guy get off.
During a sex scene with Tanya Roberts, the top half of Conaway's backside is very clearly shown - unfortunately the sheets cover the bottom half. Later, in a sex scene with Joan Severance, we get several quick views of his bum from various angles - the best being a side view.
Calvin is the man Tanya Roberts chooses to father her baby (she can only hope that any children fathered by him don't share his predilection for foolish facial hair). During a sex scene with Roberts we get some good side views of his perky backside, and a brief full view of it when he rolls off her.
Backside and 'half frontal'
Adell features in two love scenes with Tanya Roberts; in both of which you see his bum. In the first one you also get the quickest view of part of his penis and his testicles.